The article contains spoilers for the show so read at your own risk.

So are you Team Bill, the first love? Team Eric, the bad boy? Or Team Alcide, the Were stuck on his ex?

This is the fourth book in the Southern Vampire Mysteries series and we’re finally getting into the books that I like. One of my favorites but not my absolute favorite; Sookie is finally standing on her own. With Bill gone and Eric not himself, she’s left to fend for herself and by golly she shows she’s not as fragile as the first two (and partial of the third) books portrayed her to be.

Club Dead is the third installment in the Southern Vampire Mysteries series, although still not one my favorites it is still better than DUD and LDID put together. I think what turns the tide for me in this book is Sookie finally having a back bone and showing her strength. Okay so she needed vamp blood to show her physical strength, but her emotional strength at the end of the book is priceless.

Living Dead in Dallas by Charlaine Harris

This is the second book in the Southern Vampire Mysteries series and to be honest, I wasn’t all that impressed. Not one of my favorite books and having started out not liking Bill from the first book this book just reiterated why I didn’t like him. I’ll try to keep my distain towards Bill out of the recap, but seriously he’s a DOUCHE!! On with the recap…

More after the cut…

• Living Dead in Dallas

Cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse is on a streak of bad luck. First, her coworker is murdered and no one seems to care. Then she’s face-to-face with a beastly creature that gives her a painful and poisonous lashing. Enter the vampires, who graciously suck the poison from her veins (like they didn’t enjoy it).

Point is, they saved her life. So when one of the bloodsuckers asks for a favor, she complies. And soon, Sookie’s in Dallas using her telepathic skills to search for a missing vampire. She’s supposed to interview certain humans involved. There’s just one condition: The vampires must promise to behave–and let the humans go unharmed. Easier said than done. All it takes is one delicious blonde and one small mistake for things to turn deadly…

We begin our readings by finding Andy drunk at Merlotte’s, which is not typical for him. Sookie, ever vigilant regardless of if the person has been mean and evil to her in the past, calls Andy’s sister Portia to come get him. She does and is rude to Sookie, go figure, even though Sookie is trying to help. The next day when Sookie arrives at work she finds yet another dead body, only this time it is Lafayette, the poster boy for extravagant homosexual men. I understand that we wouldn’t have the mystery portion of the series without topics like this, but seriously how many people have to die within the first chapter before enough is enough?

Sookie is once again questioned by Sheriff Dearborn and a new character, Alcee Beck, the only African-American detective on the parish force. After being asked when was the last time Sookie had seen Lafayette alive she responded a few days before and he’d been going on and on about a party where there were all kinds of sex hijinks going on.

Sam: “I don’t think there are too many biracial, bisexual parties in Bon Temps.”
Sookie (pointedly): “But that’s just because no one invited you to one.”
I wondered if I really knew at all what went on in our little town. Of all the people in Bon Temps, I should be the one to know the ins and the outs, since all that information was more or less readily available to me, if I chose to dig for it.
Sookie: “At least, I assume that’s the case?”
Sam (smiling at Sookie a little as he dusted a bottle of whiskey): “That’s the case.”

It was only a matter of time before Sookie and Bill got into another argument. Sookie is a better woman than I am for all the arguing they do and she sticks around. This time, Bill is telling Sookie about the strip mall that he bought and all the businesses have been informed that if Sookie is to visit her purchases should be billed to him. Sookie does not like this one little bit and when the car mysteriously shuts off, she bolts from it.

Bill: “You’re acting like a child, Sookie. I could come to get you, but I’m not going to waste the time. When you’re calm, come get in the car and lock it. I’m going now.”

While Bill’s off finding a mechanic, Sookie is attacked by a creature of the night. The attack is a message for Eric Northman. Yup, none other than the magically delicious vampire boss at Fangtasia. Bill finds Sookie and rushes her to Fangtasia, where Eric is awaiting them because they had a meeting scheduled. Eric commands Pam to call for the doctor. Sookie likens the doctor to a hobbit due to her size, but she hasn’t lost her snarkiness (regardless that she’s dying from the poison from the attack). Sookie demands an apology and when her first one doesn’t meet her standards we get the following:

Eric: “Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”

Now that’s one hell of an apology that I do not think any woman could turn down.

After Sookie awakens from the “healing” she learns about why Eric summoned her to Fangtasia and the thing that attacked her. It would seem she’s been loaned out to the Dallas vamps to help in finding a missing vampire. The terms were discussed and the high-handed, even though she’s a human, Sookie makes sure the Dallas vamps know her terms regarding no harm to guilty humans. On another note, the thing in the woods that attacked her was a maenad, a follower of the god Bacchus. Maenads like debauchery and wars, so maybe she caused the fight between Bill and Sookie (not likely given the participants).

Sookie returns to work and asks Sam for some time off. One thing leads to another and the sexed up Sookie is lost in the moment of making out with Sam. The virgin to nympho personality got old after chapter five of book one; some eleven chapters later, its not any better. Later, Portia pays a visit to Sookie asking her for a favor. Why is it that the Bellefleur’s always want someone to do something for them but they never seem to repay the favor?

Sookie: “Listen to me, Portia Bellefleur. I’ll listen a little. Not for your or your brother, but because I liked Lafayette. He was a friend of mine, and he was always sweeter to me than you or Andy.”

After arriving in Dallas, Sookie is approached by a minister. Only she senses something is wrong with this minister; he’s asking all the right questions regarding her presumed lost loved one (Bill’s traveling in a coffin which Sookie is seen waiting for), but Sookie can’t help but feel something is not right. Her suspicions were proven correct when Bill comes out of the coffin and the priest begins to drag her away. She catches glimpses into his mind and knows his intentions are not honorable.

After the attack, Sookie is shuttled off to meet with the Dallas vamps. We are introduced to many new characters; the most notable is the nerdy Stan, head of the Dallas vamps.

Stan: “She comes in an agreeable package.”
I supposed that was meant to be a compliment, a pat on the back, for Bill.
Bill inclined his head.

Sookie learns more of her task and probes the minds of a few workers at the vampire bar, Farrell, the missing vampire, was last seen. During one of her probes she sees another vampire that may have been involved, a young male with blue tattoos. After describing him to those present in the room, Bill leaves and comes back to announce his name is Godric but he’s currently using the name Godfrey. He’s aligned himself with the Fellowship of the Sun and wishes to “meet the sun” something none of the vampires find agreeable.

After the news of Godfrey; Sookie, Bill and Stan are discussing their options when Sookie brings up the attack at the airport. They come to the conclusion that the room must be bugged. Stan asks his second in command if any new vamps have visited the area, he learns of only one that arrived the same day. The vamp in question is a tall blond, yup none other than Eric, but he’s masquerading as a vamp from California by the name of Leif. They find the bug and dispose of it, a plan is formed for Hugo, Isabel’s (Stan’s second in command) lover, and Sookie to infiltrate the Fellowship of the Sun’s headquarters. Then they all leave, Eric interrupts Bill and Sookie before they christen the hotel room.

Eric: “You don’t want a nightcap?”
Was he hoping to be offered a bottle of blood? Eric’s eyes went to the refrigerator, then to me. I was sorry I was wearing a thin nylon robe instead of something bulky and chenille.
Eric: “Warm from the vessel?”
Bill maintained a stony silence.

The next afternoon, Sookie meets with Hugo to go to the FotS. When they arrive they run into Sarah Newlin, the director’s wife and the director himself, Steve Newlin. Sookie is only getting calm readings from the two, so she doesn’t realize that they are in trouble until it is too late.

While being shown around the FotS “church”, Sookie and Hugo are lead downstairs into the bomb shelter. Sookie claims claustrophobia but it doesn’t matter, her and Hugo are forced down the stairs and into the locked bomb shelter. Sookie gets injured while trying to escape but her attempt is futile. Her and Hugo are thrown into a cell and locked inside. Sookie finds out about Hugo’s betrayal of the vamps before the door opens to Gabe telling Hugo he’s to visit Farrell’s cell. Once Hugo’s out of the cell, Gabe proceeds to make his move on Sookie, when she declines, they get into a scuffle but she’s no match for Gabe’s strength (even with vampire blood in her system). Sookie is saved by Godfrey before Gabe can rape her.

Sookie (with as much dignity as she could muster): “Please let me out. They’ll kill me.”
Godfrey: “But you consort with vampires.”
My eyes darted from one side to another, as I tried to figure this one out.
Sookie (hesitantly): “Ah, you’re a vampire, aren’t you?”

Godfrey helps Sookie escape the bomb shelter only to run into trouble in the hallways above. Sookie hides in an empty office and listens to Godfrey share his doubts about the upcoming ceremony. While in the office, Sookie comes up with the idea of using her gift to call for help. She remembers the bell boy at the hotel, whom she learned had her gift when they checked in, and called to him. She told him to pass on a message to Bill about her being in trouble. When the conversation on the other side of the door was taken somewhere else, Sookie made her escape. She was caught in the meeting hall by a human family when she was rescued by Luna, a shapeshifter undercover in the FotS. Luna helps her escape from the compound but they are chased and injured when Sarah rams into Luna’s vehicle. Luna and Sookie are taken to a hospital and Sookie rushed through some tests and released to be escorted back to the hotel by Luna and two other shapeshifters. They blindfold Sookie before she can get into the car and head off to the hotel. She’s met by Eric at the curb. He helps her up to her room and attends her injuries before Bill returns from trying to find her.

The next morning Sookie awakes before dawn and gets dressed. She calls a cab to take her back to the FotS compound where she meets with Godfrey.

Godfrey: “I am an evil creature.”
Sookie: “Yes, you are.” There just wasn’t any getting around that. “But you did a good thing, saving me from Gabe.”
Godfrey: “By killing one more man? My conscience hardly knew the difference. There have been so many. At least I spared you some humiliation.”

Sookie watches Godfrey “meet the sun” and cries over his passing. She returns to the hotel and climbs back into bed. When she awakes again, Bill informs her that they are to go see Stan. Sookie arrives at Stan’s residence and says she’ll only tell the story once. She tells the full story about the previous day, leaving out only aspects that she feels will be harmful to the parties involved. After telling her story, they are invited to stay for the welcome back party for Farrell. While Sookie is sitting on the couch sipping at a drink, a human girl who’s one of the local vampire’s girlfriends visits her. They talk for a bit then the girl leaves to get a drink. Eric replaces her spot on the couch. While talking with Eric, Sookie begins to sense the thoughts of attackers outside the house. She yells “Hit the deck” right before the gunshots ring out.

In the aftermath of the attack, Sookie finds herself lying under Eric (lucky woman). During the shooting, Eric covered her to save her.

Eric (smiling at Sookie): “I knew I’d get on top of you somehow.”
Sookie: “Are you trying to make me mad so I’ll forget how scared I am?”
Eric: “No, I’m just opportunistic.”

Eric informs her that Bill has gone after the attackers. Eric also tells her that he’s taken a bullet in the shoulder and that she needs to suck it out before the skin heals around it. After sucking the bullet out of Eric’s shoulder, they have a passionate kiss. After Sookie comes to her senses and breaks the kiss, Bill returns from his hunting. They argue, yet again, because he didn’t check to see if she was okay before going off to seek his revenge. After they argue, Sookie storms out of the house, taking the rental car they arrived in and heads to the airport where she catches the next flight back to Louisiana where she arranges for Jason to pick her up from the airport.

Sookie and Bill spend three weeks apart, during which time he’s seen around town with Portia Bellefleur while Sookie sulks. They reunite after the local high school football where Sookie sees Bill with Portia. Bill is waiting for Sookie at her house when she returns home and they, yet again, have make-up sex. I see a theme here where they argue and get back together by having sex; never really talking about their issues. Since no one knew about their reconciliation, Sookie was invited to “the” party by, eww gag me, Mike Spencer, the funeral home director/coroner. Sookie finds out that Bill will be out of town via a message on her answering machine so she decides to call Eric.

Eric: “I am here.”
Sookie: “And I am here.” I was a little amused at Eric’s phone answering technique.
Eric (sounding fond and warm): “Sookie, my little bullet-sucker.”
Sookie: “Eric, my big bullshitter.”

Sookie invites Eric to the orgy to act as her bodyguard and asks if he can pretend to be gay. Eric agrees to attend after much ribbing of Sookie on his part.
Eric arrives to take Sookie to the party in a pink skin tight tank top and aqua and pink lycra pants. Sookie can’t help but look at him in all his glory, how could you miss such a “package”.

Sookie (eyeing her and Eric side by side in the mirror): “Hey, our hair’s the same color.”
Eric (grinning at Sookie): “Sure is, girlfriend. But are you blond all the way down?”
Sookie: “Don’t you wish you knew?”
Eric (simply): “Yes.”

They arrive at the party and Eric asks if he could be bi-sexual instead of gay. Sookie never answers but they proceed into the party to astonishing sights. Eric is not fazed by what is happening but Sookie is uncomfortable. Eric helps Sookie by leading her to the couch to “make-out” while she reads the minds of the others. Sookie finds some evidence of the harm that fell upon Lafayette and the parties involved, but none that would help in a court. They make excuses to go outside and while Eric has Sookie laid out on the hood of his car, Bill shows up. Bills not happy with what he finds but Andy’s arrival interrupts the impending argument. Andy has a gun and the party goers come outside to see what all the commotion is about. Andy calls Sookie over to him and is threatening her when Sookie’s “dog” Dean and the maenad come out of the woods. The maenad tortures the party goers and kills everyone but Sookie, Bill, Eric, “Dean” and hypnotized Eggs and Andy.

After the maenad leaves, Eric and Bill begin the cleanup. They find Tara hiding on the patio amongst the body parts of the other party goers. By this time “Dean” has changed back into his human form, Sam and offers to take Eggs and Tara home. After Tara makes a comment about not wanting to forget what happened and what would keep her from talking about it, Eric erases her memories. While searching through the cars, Eric finds evidence that clears Andy of Lafayette’s death. Sookie returns home with Bill where she falls asleep before any hanky panky can occur. The next day, while going for the newspaper Sookie finds a chocolate cake. When she returns, Bill and Sookie listen to the message left by Ms. Caroline Holliday Bellefleur. After going through the birth and death records kept by Bill’s family, Bill learns that he is related to the Bellefleurs and asks Sookie what they need. She tells him that they need money. Sookie then asks why Bill does not like the Bellefleurs and he reminds her of the story he told at the Descendants of the Glorious Dead meeting. The young boy calling for help was Jebediah Bellefleur.

Bill: “If anything happens to me, you should go to Eric.”
Sookie: “You’ve said that before. If anything happens to you, I don’t have to go to anyone. I’m my own person. I get to make up my mind what I want to do. You’ve got to make sure nothing happens to you.”

3. What were your first impressions of Eric’s request that Sookie and Bill go to Dallas? Are you concerned for Sookie, having rarely been this far from home?

4. Sookie gets a sudden view into Stan’s mind. Do you think with practice she’s improving her ability? It was an accident? Stan meant for her to see that? What do you think about the Dallas vampires, as opposed to maybe Bill or Eric and Pam, or the Monroe vampires?

5. We meet some shapeshifters in Dallas. What are your feelings on that? Were you surprised? Which animal would you turn into, given the choice?

6. Sookie goes back to the Fellowship to watch Godfrey meet the dawn. What did you think of this? And by “this” I mean everything: Sookie willingly going back to the fellowship, Godfrey’s decision and his intent to follow thru on it, Godfrey actually meeting the dawn. Godfrey thinks he’s a bad person, and a bad vampire. What do you think?

7. Sookie, still hurt, and now really hurt b/c Bill left to go Fellowship chasing without even stopping to see if she was dead or injured or worse. What do you think of Bill’s actions? Do you think he should have spared at least a thought for Sookie? Or is he merely acting on his nature? Sookie takes the rental car and goes back to the airport, catching the first flight home. Is this the same girl we met in Dead Until Dark? Do you think Sookie is learning from her experiences?

8. Because she is apparently the “new Sookie”, Sookie gets invited to a sex party, and in all probability the person who killed Lafayette will be there. What do you think about her decision to take Eric to the party with her? How about Eric’s choice of outfit?

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SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

That’s right my lovely ladies, I’ve found a spoiler video that’ll have you all wondering. Just click the link and read/watch to your little hearts content.

Does New True Blood Sneak Hold Clue

Enjoy!!

~Scoobs

Eric and Sookie made it to the top 32 but they are getting their bond stomped on and handed to them!

Vote Here

UPDATE: E/S only has 10% of the vote. I think we all need to visit the days of the Alpha Male Contest and pay fealty to our Vampire Sheriff!

Look at him! Look at Him! You know you want to pay fealty bitches! Now Pay it! VOTE!

ppssstt ppsssttt: Hey it’s me Lil, I wasn’t planning on pimping this on the position I don’t want E/S to happen before it’s time for E/S to happen, but this is just sad and wrong. Even if they are not an “official couple” their hot chemistry filled dream sequences are worth tuning in for and ignoring giant eggs!

Eric and Sookie have made the cut for TV’s Top Couple, whereas Bill and Sookie are missing. Cast your vote (repeatedly if you want to have Alpha Male Flashbacks) and following the action of this couple filled vote-a-thon.

Let the Voting Begin

Enjoy!

~Scoobs

IMPORTANT! You have till December 1st to vote. (That’s two weeks people!)

Please take the time to read ALL the awesome stories in the community and give our authors some love. Reviews are our crack, after all. We live on them.

And Now Because I Want To Make Sure Every Writer Gets Their Due

A Link To Each Story!

I know….I know…down people …..I rock…..

Samhain by Suki59

Lonely Nights Submitted By Txone

Graveyard Of Good Intentions Written By LindsayK

Creature of The Night Written By VampLover1

Left Behind Submitted By Fairyfloss01

Twoo Wuv: A Bloody Fairytale Written By pixiegiggles

Justice for The Count Submitted by Simba317

The Girl who Was October By Nyah

My Favorite Holiday Written By Jane6204

I\’ll Never Let You Go Submitted By ASLover

OKAY!!!

Now you all have the links to the stories SO YOU CAN READ THEM

and now you get the link to vote!

Eric and His Great Pumpkin Official Contest Page

By the way congrats to all my fellow fic writers. I really missed out not submitting in this contest still super bummed over it. I am proud of all of you and I am happy several of my favorites are in this group and my wonderful partner Simba has once again made the cut!!!

WOOT PEEPS!!!

NOW GO FINISH YOUR COWBOY UP ONE SHOTS SO YOU CAN WIN ERIC’S BULLET!!

~Lil

Crucial Pimp Number One

Ok first for those who have yet to take a Whale Tail pic, please do! It’s for a really worthy cause and it’s a free and easy way to have your voice heard! First take pics of you and everyone your family, then Go here http://www.tailsforwhales.org/ Upload your pic and BAM! You have joined a cause worthy of your support and we all get to see what a hot tamale you are! (like Day and QT and Noa)

Crucial Pimp Number Two

Announcing a NEW First-Time Writers contest!

“Poppin’ Eric’s Cherry”

Hosted by s.meadows and VampLover1

Wanted: Virgin and Almost-Virgin writers from all walks of life!

Have you always wanted to write, but never felt like you had an opportunity? Have you gotten your feet wet once but are nervous about trying to post again? Well here is your chance to write a one-shot and finally say goodbye to your publishing virginity!

We want you to pop YOUR cherry with the most swexy Viking vampire in history! Yes, that’s right, spend the night with Eric Northman and then give him over to us!!

As you know, Eric Northman is very old… over 1000 years, so he is having trouble remembering how he lost his… um… cherry. Was it on a tiger rug in front of a fire, or maybe while covered with whipped cream on a kitchen counter? (yes, they had Formica and whipped cream back then!) For heaven’s sake! Let us know!

We want your most creative story about how Eric entered manhood! Or, if you prefer, you can write a story about how Eric helped someone else lose their virginity! We just want cherries popped and Eric Northman involved! The story can be canon, AH, or AU (All-Human or Alternate-Universe); and please feel free to pair up Eric with anyone… woman or man! (giggles)

This contest is ONLY open to first-time writers (Virgins) and one-time published authors (Almost-Virgins). Haven’t you always wanted to gain ‘experience’ with a Viking?

For Complete Contest GuideLines and Rules Please Click The Link!

Poppin’ Eric’s Cherry

Ok Now Drum Roll Please!

Tap! Tap! Tap!

uummm yeah….that’s just isn’t going to do……

Whoa!!!!!

*..nervous laugh..*Okay that was a little long and maybe not appropriate but I couldn’t get Battery to load…..

Eric Lovers, Alexander Skarsgard Fans, and All Our Beloved Readers!

I want to invite you to check out the BEST, MOST Awesome, Genius, Amazing, Fantastical Website Ever!

As Swinka put it on Twitter last night:

@Otoyo @bluebear_74 @skarsgardnews

from a person who codes and sees the poetry in your site … I am just floored. It’s your Sistine Chapel

And everyone here at the BBB ‘Fekking’ agrees with our Swinkalicious Ms. Janet!

www.SkarsgardNews.com

Lilja and her team have done an amazing job. They have worked tirelessly to all hours of the night (trust me Simba and I are both witnesses!) to get this site up and ready for the fans. It is one of the easiest sites to navigate. It is comprehensive beyond anything I could have imagined. The feel is professional yet accessible. The time and effort they put into this is like they had a second full time job. We are very lucky to have people who would take the time to do this so everyone who loves Alexander the Actor can have a place to go where we feel safe to express our WUV and Devotion!

I would like to remind everyone when you go to the site to read over the site rules because the last thing you want is to end up on the Wall of Shame!!! I mean yeah, it’s good times reading the idiotic comments and emails and Lilja’s responses and all of our fellow Skarsgirls comments but really the site is made to keep fans informed, let us be heard, and to support A in a respectful manner with a little Sassiness thrown into the mix (**possibly occasional spanking for fun and to make A *pink*). Please read the site Disclaimer A) Because it’s the right thing to do and B) It’s damn funny and C) It’s True

Okay I am done pimping for now…okay wait! No quick reminder

Eric And Sookie Cowboy Up One Shot Contest has officially begun. It’s a great to stretch your writing legs and try something new. You can read my sample fic The Cash Out to help you start to brainstorm or you can head on over to this newly formed thread, Brainstorming and Inspiration for the Cowboy Up One Shot Contest to talk with other writers and readers who may have some experience with “The Cowboy Way”. And remember we aren’t a bunch of “Pugilists” we are supportive and I really don’t know one writer or reader who doesn’t like to have their brain picked when it comes to “making stories”.

Peace~

Lil

** Lil’s Discalimer: I am NOT saying A goes to the site and I am NOT saying he doesn’t!!!!** Because I Really HAVE NO IDEA**

I forgot to add a big huge Thank You to  Lilja for the best Birthday Present Ever! You said it would be after my Birthday, I didn’t think it would be ONE Second after! So I totes claim the launching as my super “swede” present! *knocks down Lil and makes out with her* (no not myself weirdos!!!)

Oh and yeah those were Young Guns References…..

Story Contest Archive

We couldn’t get the Viking (he was booked), so we’re going to get a Cowboy! We here at the All Human side of things would like to welcome you to the forum and the community by throwing a Fall Ericstravaganza!! Okay, maybe not an extravaganza, but still! We gonna do it up, country style!

The Summer of ’69 contest was such a groovy thing, man, that we had to follow their stellar example. This could be a hard act to follow…

Kyss: YEE HAW!! There ain’t nothin’ better than a tall drink of water in a stetson (Just ask Sookie in School Hard)…

We want your best ALL HUMAN Eric & Sookie COWBOY themed one shot! Give me a second while I wipe the drool away at the thought of Eric in a Stetson ridin’ a horse and shootin’ a six gun.

Rules:

1. Minimum 3,000 words, maximum 10,000. We’ll be a little lenient as we know how you guys like to get as much Eric in a one shot as possible. :giggle:

2. Must be ALL HUMAN. Must be COWBOY/WESTERN themed. Does not have to be old West themed; ie it can be present day as long as it’s all cowboy’d out.

3. Must have lemons. They can be dirty, dusty lemons. They can be hay-filled barn lemons. They just gotta be juicy. Please rate all stories M for this reason. We love citrus.. even though we read for the plot. wink

4. Must be 18 to enter. Sorry kiddos, there’s lemons in them thar hills!

5. Must have the name of the contest in the story description when it’s published as follows: Eric & Sookie: Cowboy Up! One shot contest

6. Eric/Sookie centric. Come on, you know they are like, totally meant for each other. And if you don’t then you got no business here buckshot…

7. Must be ONE SHOT and ORIGINAL. If you feel the need to carry on the story, you may.. AFTER THE CONTEST HAS ENDED.

8. All entries must be submitted no later than 11:59 PM CST on Tuesday November 30th. Voting will take place roughly one week after the deadline.

9. All entries must be submitted to Fanfiction.net. Once you’ve published your story, please send us the link via PM for official entrance into the contest.

10. Your entry must be BETA’d. Please see the list below, or this thread on the Sookieverse for Beta offers…

Kyss: Hurry up and tell ‘em! I can’t stand it!

BG: Now just wait one cotton pickin’ darn tootin’ minute there, lass! The lucky winner will receive one lovely Eric inspired BULLET CHARM made by Cadsawan Jewelry. We’re buying it, you’re winning it. These aren’t out yet so you might have to wait a bit but rest assured, you’ll get it.

Kyss: *grabs YBG by collar* OMG I WANT IT!!

YBG: Ever heard of BloodBondsBlog, ladies? Yes, the winner’s story will be their Featured Fic of the Day! Interview, captions, Facebook, twitter, tumblr, yada yada yada… You will be their ROCKSTAR for the day. Plus I will personally re-tweet you like crazy.

Kyss: *cleansingbreath* That’s right lover, I got an inside source wink at the blog and we worked it out! The Blood Bonds Blog Pimp Package includes a Fan Friday dedicated just to you and your work! You will get the full pimpage Simba and Lil get when they post the recaps, polls and special featured articles on the blog. Your story will be pimped on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Myspace, Lil’s FB wall,*takesbreath* the BBB Forum and Live Journal! Lil will interview you, blog readers can ask you questions in the comments, and as a special feature there will be 5 Witty Captions written just like the ones seen in The Bloodies for your FF!

YBG: Lil, that is so FETCH!! But WAIT!! There’s more…

YBG: Have ya’all seen that little ditty called “True Blood Twitter Thursdays” where a fuckawesometastical group of RP’ers play out the episodes of TrueBlood? Yeah, kicks dirt, looks down They might have possibly, could have agreed to, you know… ACT THE WINNING STORY OUT ON TWITTER!!

Pretty awesome, huh? Yeah, we thought so too.

Kyss: Yee Haw! Slap my ass and call me Sookie! I just got confirmation the Twitter RP’s are in for winner’s story!

Second place will get something as well, we just haven’t recovered from the first place prize yet to decide what to give you. DOMO?

Kyss: I also wanted to mention YBG and I wanted to attach a charity to the contest but because of several issues beyond our control we didn’t get everything in place in time. But it’s okay because I was talking with @SookieBonTemps and she suggested Support Stacie! So along with the Grand Opening of the forum I would like to announce the very first charity the AH forum will support in the future.

Sometime after the holidays, prepare yourself for an Author Auction! Ever have a dream or a story you wanted to be told about Eric and Sookie or Eric and you? wink Well you will have your chance to see your idea come to life and all for an amazing cause! I will put up the links to the Support Stacie sites on the blog and my profile so if you are looking to start supporting Stacie now you can!!

Support Stacie Here Or HERE!

JUDGES!!

LindsayK

ohfortuneslost

uvgottobekidding

Christine86

Daym

Beta Volunteers:

pixiegiggles

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(If you’d like to volunteer, shoot a message to us and we’ll add you)…

While brainstorming for the awesomesaucetasticness that is this Cowboy Eric All Human fic contest, it was hard to narrow down a contest name. Bask in the corny chees-a-rifficness that eventually lost out:

Eric & Sookie: The Wild West.
A Ho’ Down Country Sausage and Biscuits One Shot Challenge!!
Well slap my ass and call me Jake Gyllenhaal!
Little Coffin on the Prairie

Sookie’s Brokeback Eric

Kyss: WAIT!! You forgot this one YBG!! Sookie’s Grateful For That Gracious Plenty Fall Bounty Country Fair!! I know it’s to long but it’s true! It’s an awesome fair where you can buy jarred O’s and be a judge in the wet boxer shorts contest!

YBG: Is there, perhaps, a *looks left looks right* KISSING BOOTH?

Kyss: Yes! There is even a tent where you can see the biggest GP in the world!!

ANY QUESTIONS!? Yes, we thought there might be. Feel free to send this account a message or pop over to the ALL HUMAN FORUMS and ask Youbettago or Kyss your query.

Everyone, SADDLE UP!!

~a & L

Just a quick note about the contest and it’s organizers Fan Fiction writers youbettago and Kyss Ericsson (aka LilBooth02) are the organizers of this contest. We are totes using this blog to pimp our contest and all the affiliated media sites the blog owns. Simba, Scoobs, ECBB (sawyersmine), and any other fan fic author who have contributed in anyway to this blog are not involved in the organizing or the judging of the contest. They are considered eligible FF writers and I expect them to submit a story if they want. Now go write peeps!!!